Journey to the Centre of the Earth-3D

This city makes you tired. I don't know if it's the weather or the pollution or the fact that I have not stopped drinking for 3 weeks but I'm always mentally and physically exhausted by about 8. My eyes sting ALL the time. I'm starting to see things. Wisps of smoke in the corner of my Vision. Ghosts?
After 8pm I go into a dream state. The drinking does not help. I have drunk so much here. Gallons of beers,rum,whiskey. After 8 pm madness wins. Evry Tuk-tuk drivers morphs in my mind into deformed citizens of another dimension determined to drive me to the pits of hell. There I would imagine they would sit me in front of a screen showing the lowlights of this trip for eternity.

Like Dreamworld.
The only person for who this world is a dream would be the owner I imagine. He probably has cameras everywhere and touches himself as people walk through the gate. Sadist. He gets some kind of sick joy out of watching grown men make fools of themselves on the "Bump-m-Boats". They go a 1/100th of normal walking speed, so no one get to move very much let alone bump. They just kinda of float about a metre from their original position until some angry Thai attendant yells at them to come back. And then there is the water ride where he has been so blatant about his disrespect for the idiots that go there that he has actually designed a plastic goat the pisses water on you as you go down. He is a sick sick man no doubt.

Or maybe they would show footage of the millions of backpackers that I've have seen a wanted to kill yelling obscenities at me in there stoopid accents. For some reason in Thailand my reaction to hearing a non-Thai accent is to stick fork in my eyes. 99% percent are disgusting scum that should be eradicated or put into camps where they can make hippy bags or do fire twirling or where stupid slogan t-shirts or be aggressive cunts or any other bullshit. I don't mind if they live just lock them up some where NOW. This has gone on too long and the Thai people deserve better.

Because they are good good people . I can tell. When I'm not Hallucinating.
I one day wish to have a conversation with one. If they even exist.

Tell Jørn I love him : Imagined correspondence to relatives of an actual real person I spoke to in a club the other night(I Shit you not)

Hello Erik

How are you old friend? How are Kristoffer and Jørn? I miss all you so much. How we used to chase whales all through the days and at night. Oh the nights. The marvelous evenings where we would cover ourselves in whale entrails and dance around the ship like our Viking ancestors. Oh what wondrous adventures we had....
Bangkok is dirty whoreish city. It is so dirty and sexy. Oh my god!! You would not believe Erik what I have been up too. Women here are like clay in my shoulder blades. No kids!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
My hair plugs are going OK . As you know they are cheaper here. Soon I will have a head full of hair like uncle Jostein. Remember how he dressed like a mermaid that one (Insert Norwegian Holiday Here) . HAHAHAHA.
At first I felt a little embarrassed having a shining white head as many people that are here in Khoa san road have travelled very far and are brown like Michael Jordan. As you know I do not have the ability to get any darker at all no matter what elements I have been exposed to. So while not technically an albino and my skin looks like first snows in Bergen. Only with red splotches. And I am seven foot tall which makes it very hard to go unnoticed.
But not too worry Erik I have found a solution. I have bought a doo-rag with skulls and crossbones on them so now I blend in. I wear them too the clubs and dance like Knut did at Sindre's wedding. He looked like a slept on raincoat after that. Remember?
Also as you know there are many sexy ladies here in Bangkok. Oh yes you pay them very few Baht and they sleep with you. So i am trolling around trying to sleep with as many prostitutes as possible. So my sex tourism and my hair plugs are going very smoothly thank you very much.
These are the only reasons I came to Bangkok. I don't really like the people(mainly because they are Asian. Although I am still quite happy to have sex with them which even I must admit is odd)and it smells. Why should I hide this from anyone?
In fact just the other night I was in a nightclub and I told this man from Melbourne Named Damian about all off this.
He laughed like it was something funny.
So what if i am a , almost albino,racist,sexist, giant fisherman from Norway that came to Bangkok to get hair plugs and wears a doo-rag with skulls and crossbones . As Nils always says it take all sorts.
Anyway tell the boys and bathe in the sweet blubber of baby whales until my arrival . And tell Sigurd not to start the snowman without me. I will probably want to have sex with that also as I am so gross.

Good Sailing

Love

Olav

Many stories to tell. Can not think. Am Paranoid.Reason Below.

Mojito
This classic Cuban cocktail became popular in the early 20th century. Ernest Hemingway is said to have been a big fan.
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The Ingredients:

* 2 tsp. superfine or simple sugar
* 3 sprigs fresh mint (or to taste)
* 2 tbsp. lime juice
* 1.5 oz light rum
* ¼ cup club soda
* Lime for garnish

Put sugar, mint, lime juice and rum in a cocktail shaker. Use a spoon or a pestle to crush sugar and mint into the rum. Add ice and shake. Serve over ice with club soda. Garnish with a lime.