Hello Erik
How are you old friend? How are Kristoffer and Jørn? I miss all you so much. How we used to chase whales all through the days and at night. Oh the nights. The marvelous evenings where we would cover ourselves in whale entrails and dance around the ship like our Viking ancestors. Oh what wondrous adventures we had....
Bangkok is dirty whoreish city. It is so dirty and sexy. Oh my god!! You would not believe Erik what I have been up too. Women here are like clay in my shoulder blades. No kids!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
My hair plugs are going OK . As you know they are cheaper here. Soon I will have a head full of hair like uncle Jostein. Remember how he dressed like a mermaid that one (Insert Norwegian Holiday Here) . HAHAHAHA.
At first I felt a little embarrassed having a shining white head as many people that are here in Khoa san road have travelled very far and are brown like Michael Jordan. As you know I do not have the ability to get any darker at all no matter what elements I have been exposed to. So while not technically an albino and my skin looks like first snows in Bergen. Only with red splotches. And I am seven foot tall which makes it very hard to go unnoticed.
But not too worry Erik I have found a solution. I have bought a doo-rag with skulls and crossbones on them so now I blend in. I wear them too the clubs and dance like Knut did at Sindre's wedding. He looked like a slept on raincoat after that. Remember?
Also as you know there are many sexy ladies here in Bangkok. Oh yes you pay them very few Baht and they sleep with you. So i am trolling around trying to sleep with as many prostitutes as possible. So my sex tourism and my hair plugs are going very smoothly thank you very much.
These are the only reasons I came to Bangkok. I don't really like the people(mainly because they are Asian. Although I am still quite happy to have sex with them which even I must admit is odd)and it smells. Why should I hide this from anyone?
In fact just the other night I was in a nightclub and I told this man from Melbourne Named Damian about all off this.
He laughed like it was something funny.
So what if i am a , almost albino,racist,sexist, giant fisherman from Norway that came to Bangkok to get hair plugs and wears a doo-rag with skulls and crossbones . As Nils always says it take all sorts.
Anyway tell the boys and bathe in the sweet blubber of baby whales until my arrival . And tell Sigurd not to start the snowman without me. I will probably want to have sex with that also as I am so gross.
Good Sailing
Love
Olav
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